PIERRE, S.D. — The plastic red hotel will still ruin you, but instead of advancing to Boardwalk to face your demise, you'll just miss passing “Go” to land in Pierre.
Pierre, the tiny South Dakota capital, will hold the top spot in a new version of Monopoly featuring U.S. cities coming out this fall. It will pair with Minneapolis — the new Park Place — to bankrupt opponents unlucky to spend a night at one of their swanky hotels. Waconia replaces Mediterranean Avenue.